Hip Gone Gunslingers

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Jerry's uncle got himself a vaccine theory Jerry's uncle got himself a vaccine theory Jerry's uncle got himself a vaccine theory First they put it in your arm then they take away your penis Who knows he might on the money It's unlikely but he might be on the money Who knows he might just be the money If you think about it long enough his penis is important I know this sinking feeling I've been to T in the Park Jerry's uncle Gary got himself a vaccine theory And a process of hеaling which won't end with a divorce [Refrain] Do you know what it was? Will the chips in our blood makе us slaves or just slightly embarrassed? Will the chips in our blood make us slaves or just slightly embarrassed? [Verse 2] Hey now did you see him outside Tesco? He was standing with that guy, big Alan Little Alan must have gone to the cinema That's the usual dynamic of their social group these days Jerry's uncle, he was shouting at a cyclist A cyclist with a bike smaller than a ferret Jerry's uncle was objecting to his face mask A face mask which in fact protected him from acne I saw that righteous right-hook I willed it into his teeth Jerry's uncle Gary got himself a vaccine theory And a set of new dentures which complement his haircut [Refrain] Do you know what it was? Will the chips in our blood make us slaves or just slightly embarrassed? Will the chips in our blood make us slaves or just slightly embarrassed? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Em-ba-rassed (Ah-ooh)