Lyrics

While the shoes were fitted We all stood by We all stood by Til the shoes were fitted Take the bladed end and balance it between your thighs Don't forget it though (You should concentrate) If your uncle Ray gets better we could move into his shed And tend his flower beds through the warmer months How long will we survive In hamsterland? How long will we survive In hamsterland? Hamsterland While the belt was buckled We all stayed in We all stayed in Til the belt was buckled Take your greyer hairs and glue them to a statue of your choice Don't forget it though (You should win awards) If your uncle Ray gets better we could move into his shed And tend his flower beds through the warmer months How long will we survive In hamsterland? How long will we survive In hamsterland? Hamsterland This is the bit at the end When your head explodes with the ridiculousness of it all (this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end) This is the bit at the end When your best man reveals himself to be fourteen years old This is the bit at the end (this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end) This is the bit at the end When the answer is simplified, so you have more time for drinking This is the bit at the end (this is the bit at the end) This is the bit at the end And I promise you that in hamsterland fire comes first This is the bit at the end This is the bit at the end