Fanbase Only Song

Lyrics

Get on the phone, the drummer's got a bad toe It isn't exactly life threatening though Tell the fans what's up, what's down What's the body count? It must have been a great show, every motherfucker said so Get on the phone, the van's got a fucking split right down the middle of the windscreen I guess that it's taken one for the team I guess that - Oh! We are stranded on the M4 Now get on the phone before the walls talk, the jaw-jaw Get on the phone, the support band are shit And no, I'm not fucking standing for it Tell her that a PA is a privilege, not a right And keep your problems to yourself At least until the second night Get on the phone, the desk job is so near I can smell the sulphur in the atmosphere Or is it just too hot in here? Tell the fans to shut up, throw down What's the body count? It must have been a great show, every motherfucker said so