Luckiest Guy I Know

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[Lyrics] Spent my whole damn life Never caught a break Stuck in this one horse town off the interstate I've hauled hay, hauled junk and I've hauled ass If it's broke I can fix it with a little cash From thongs and bongs to one night stands You know redneck shit never goes as planned I've been locked up and I've been kicked out I'm still first class white trash ain't no doubt [Chorus] That I've been losing as long as I remember But if I had a few bucks to change my luck, uh I'd order Jack and Coke with a little ice Get that big butted waitrеss to treat me nice And buy a jackеd up truck pullin' a boat Snake skin boots and a Carhartt coat I'd buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land And put a diamond ring on a cowgirl's hand I'd be the redneck king rollin' on dirt roads If luck is for losers I'm the luckiest guy I know [Verse 2] When I finally get the nerve to leave this town At the city limit sign my truck broke down There was white smoke rollin' out from the hood If I ever had luck it wasn't that good I had to call my mom to come get me She was out on a date and I made three So I rode bitch in a single cab We've gone past worse and straight thru bad [Chorus] I've been losin' as long as I remember But if I had a few bucks to change my luck, shit I'd order Jack and Coke with a little ice Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice Buy a jacked up truck pullin' a boat Snake skin boots and a Carhartt coat I'd rent a sweet little trailer on a piece of land And put a diamond ring on a cowgirl's hand I'd be the redneck king rollin' on dirt roads If luck is for losers I'm the luckiest guy I know [Chorus] I've been losin' as long as I remember But if I had a few bucks to change my luck Oh watch this I'd order Jack and Coke with a little ice Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice Buy a jacked up truck pullin' a boat Snake skin boots and a Carhartt coat I'd buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land And put a diamond ring on a cowgirl's hand I'd be the redneck king rollin' on dirt roads If luck is for losers I'm the luckiest guy I know [Outro] The luckiest guy I know