Lyrics

[Verse 1] He found that buckle in a pawn shop Can't two-step across this floor Them boots ain't ever seen the mud He can't be what you're lookin' for He's got a half-assed smile and fake southern drawl He's dressed up like the Marlboro man He's never backed in a box or dropped in a chute And he's never rode for a brand [Chorus] 'Cause he ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy He's just a city boy in disguise And he's never drove a tractor Maybe that's the kind of man you're after And he can't saddle up no horse So he ain't ever gonna ride away And I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won Sure to break your heart one day [Verse 2] He's never pulled no plow from dusk 'til dawn Or thrown hay 'til the sun came up He's never hooked no bass on a Texas rig Hell, the man don't drive a truck And he'll be out across town tomorrow night Skinny jeans 'cause he has no shame He's never tipped his hat for guts or glory While ridin' through the pain [Chorus] 'Cause he ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy He's just a city boy in disguise And he's never drove a tractor Maybe that's the kind of man you're after And he can't saddle up no horse So he ain't ever gonna ride away And I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won Sure to break your heart one day [Bridge] He's sellin' you a lie, girl Here's a lesson you will learn Those boots don't make a cowboy, baby It's a title that you earn So if you leave with me tonight, know That it's hell I'll put you through But we'll be rollin' down south With them speakers cranked up Listenin' to Chris LeDoux [Chorus] No, he ain't a cowboy, he ain't a plowboy He's just a city boy in disguise And he's never drove a tractor Maybe that's the kind of man you're after And he can't saddle up no horse So he ain't ever gonna ride away And I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won Sure to break your heart one day [Outro] Yeah, I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won Sure to break your heart one day