I’m In the Club (Lookin’ for Some Love)

Lyrics

[Intro] *Sighs* So lonely, so lonely on-on a weekend On-on a Friday Oh, what's going on over there? Bumpin' beat! Is that the club? Oh boy! I bet-I bet I can find some-some love in there Better get in line [Verse 1] I'm in the club (in the club) Like everyone I'm looking for some love (for some love) All the girls are acting so mean (so mean) Don't even care I got my sweater dry cleaned (dry cleaned) What do I spy? (ooh) Is that a cute little shorty in my eyes? (in my eyes) I'm gonna give it everything I got (got, got) Chesta gonna shoot his shot (pew!) Okay girls stop me if you heard this (mmm) Your short shorts kinda make me nervous (ooh...) Wait that's not a pickup line (uh-uh) Give me one sec I swear I'll get it right this time [Chorus 1: Joycie] Who is this freak? (uh, no) He looks like he's sipping and he smells like bleach God I pray he doesn't want my number And why he got a turtle neck on in the summer? [Verse 2] Okay stop me if I'm wrong I think this might work better in song I'm feeling you I hope I get consent to start feeling you I'm sorry if I'm desperate for affection I wanna show you my Animorphs collection We might like some of the same things too Like accordians and flat Earth videos on YouTube Because one day the world they're gonna know the truth The Earth's horizon, it does not curve, it doesn't bend And I'm gonna go up into space And I'm gonna show everybody the reality [Chorus 2: Joycie] This isn't what I needed on my birthday (wow) That's what I get for going out on a Tuesday (wow, I hate my life) I gonna start looking for an exit route My eyes stay peeled because I gotta get out [Verse 3] Okay I'm back on my flow I popped a Tic-Tac and I'm ready to go Hand on my flip cause I want those digits Play my cards right and I know I can get it It's my time, Chuchesta season She's looking kinda nauseous for some reason Must be all this game that I'm bringing But wait one sec cause my Razor is ringing [Skit] "Hello? No, no mom I'm at the club right now I can't go get your medicine from CVS I'm at the club Well, I'm talking to a girl" [Chorus 3: Joycie] My Uber arrived I'm texting my girls that I'm still alive I'm cutting this off like a neurosurgeon Cause I ain't getting cuffed by some old ass virgin (ugh) [Outro] Yes ma, I know you pay my phone bill. Okay? I don't care if you take my pudding away, alright I don't care Hey, hey where are you going? I thought we were talking *cries*