Advice

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's go! [Hook: Cal Chuchesta] I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice (Advice!) I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice (Advice!) I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin' advice Cause I'm nice [Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta] You got a job interview Maybe hold off on a face tattoo Three bowls of Frosted Wheaties Probably ain't good for your diabetes You might be lonely at night But your address on your Tinder just ain't right I'm not being a jerk I just think you shouldn't watch porn at work Feed your kids food Anything but food wouldn't be cool, dude! Be an avid reader But not when performing medical procedures It's called an email scam Don't send your credit card to that man No matter what ya think Bleach is not a refreshing drink [Segue: Cal Chuchesta] I'm giving all of you advice Cause I'm nice! [Hook: Cal Chuchesta] I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice (Advice!) I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice (Advice!) I'm givin', givin', givin' advice I'm givin', givin', givin' advice (Advice!) I'm givin', givin', givin' advice Okay, I hope you're ready for more advice! [Verse 2: Cal Chuchesta] I'm not trying to hate I don't think Taco Bell's a good first date, okay? Leave your manga at home Unless you wanna live your whole life alone Just make a group chat instead All your friends that you added to it wish you were dead Cosplay is cool But not at your grandma's funeral Eat food that's not fried Give your Xbox to sick kids when you die And check your ego Wash your hands when you're done eating Cheetos Your mom's not a dummy The meme that you sent to her just wasn't funny Don't visit North Korea Buying weed off Omegle's not a good idea [Segue: Cal Chuchesta] Giving all of you advice! Cause I'm nice! Ladies and gentlemen Here's Rob Scallon, he's gonna give you advice on the guitar! [Solo: Rob Scallon] [Segue: Cal Chuchesta] Okay, good job, Rob! Now it's Cal's turn to show you how to do the guitar Here we go! [Solo: Cal Chuchesta] [Outro: Cal Chuchesta & Rob Scallon] Heh, pretty sick, right? Uh, I don't know man, if I'm being totally honest, that was, that was pretty bad Well, who asked you? You did Okay, wh-why are you here? You invited me here, um... Okay, now you have to leave now Okay That's my advice That is my advice to you Alright, I will Can I get my guitar? No, no you can't Okay, goodbye, Cal