The Pants

Lyrics

[Verse 1] 36 32, boot cut with a skull ring Grease-stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please [Chorus] You wear the pants Buddy good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt [Verse 2] In the top drawer of her dresser, there's some panties Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills With your big old things, I bet you can't get in them With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will [Chorus] But you wear the pants Buddy good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt [Verse 3] A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A little thing like her can barely lift the bar Just wait till that woman has a headache And she sits there with her legs crossed Well, we'll see how strong you are [Chorus] You wear the pants Well, good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You'll soon find out That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants It's who wears the skirt [Outro] You wear the pants She'll wear the skirt