I’m Still a Guy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] When you see a deer, you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a lake, you think picnics And I see a largemouth up under that log You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me In some ways, well, maybe you might Scrub me down, dress me up, oh, but no matter what Remember I'm still a guy [Verse 2] When you see a priceless French paintin' I see a drunk, naked girl You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy And I'd like to give it a whirl Well, love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of And in a weak moment, I might Walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall But remember I'm still a guy [Chorus] And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground 'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by [Verse 3] I can hear you now talkin' to your friends Sayin', "Yeah, girls, he's come a long way" From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club And buildin' a fire in a cave But when you say a backrub means only a backrub Then you swat my hand when I try Well, now, what can I say? At the end of the day Honey, I'm still a guy [Chorus] And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground 'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by [Verse 4] These days, there's dudes gettin' facials Manicured, waxed, and botoxed With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotion-y hands You can't grip a tacklebox Yeah, with all of these men linin' up to get neutered It's hip now to be feminized But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy [Outro] Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck Oh, thank God I'm still a guy Yeah, boy