Celebrity

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Some day, I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent? Well, no These days, you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel Can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab [Chorus] 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adiós reality You can act just like a fool People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can throw a major fit When my latte isn't just how I like it When they say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity Uh-huh [Verse 2] I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters When things don't go my way And I'll get community service No matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids They'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down The more my price goes up [Chorus] 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adiós reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough Being a celebrity [Bridge] So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun and the sun We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires Hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come [Chorus] Yeah, when you're a celebrity It's adiós reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV Being a celebrity [Outro] Yeah, celebrity Oh Oh, where's my coffee?