White Rental Car Blues

Lyrics

[Intro] ...And ladies of the world cart (Yeah) Now I want to tell you something about a cat by the name of Bobby Service (Crazy) [Verse 1] Gonna rent me a rental car Gonna drive out of town Gonna rent me a rental car Get the hell out of town Gonna rent me a rental car Gonna turn my life around Let's make it a convertible Let's put the top down [Verse 2] Gonna wake up in the morning Gonna get up at the crack of dawn No way I can sleep today I got too much rubber to burn Gonna leave the birds in the fireplace And the cigarettes on the pie plates Adult fun on the cable Cool drugs on the table [Verse 3] You know I gotta ramble You know I always gotta move I gotta eat a peach and ramble on 'Til the lemon juice runs down real smooth There's a dead deer on the highway It's reminding me of you And I think I'm getting too old for this But I don't know what else to do [Verse 4] So I got me a rental car But what I really want is you 'Cause just like the lemon juice I love the way you go down so smooth I'll crawl on the floor of the rental car And put your tongue right in the groove Maybe I'm getting too old for this But I don't know what else to do