Chicken Pussy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm in a one-room apartment Located in the basement under the Polish National Church It used to be a club And then a mental health outpatient clinic Now, I call it home [Verse 2] There's a king-size mattress in the middle of the room Where me and the big fat lead singer from Canned Heat Finish up an afternoon of incredibly hot sex Boy, does he have a big one [Verse 3] Joining us for late afternoon tea and a four-way Is my old next-door neighbor Jimbo and his wife, who is a chicken Since I'm the only woman there with hands I soon find myself fully occupied [Verse 4] I can't help but wonder how Jimbo and his wife had their baby Who had been sleeping next to us, but has since fallen onto the floor She must be able to change forms back and forth And what about chicken pussy? Is it enticing? I mean, what's the story? [Verse 5] Me and the guy from Canned Heat Climb into a nondescript four-door sedan We drive up the hill and around a sleepy, suburban neighborhood I can't help but notice all the beautiful pine trees that abound [Verse 6] I see all the housewives through their kitchen windows making dinner For their husbands Who should be returning home from work Just around this time I start to feel cheap Is this the fulfillment of a fantasy hoped for?