The Real Thing

Lyrics

[Intro] I hope I can get it on here Terror will always succeed, unless opposed by equal terror [Verse 1] Cheerleaders up in trees Like our first color TV I'd rather see the real thing I'd rather be the real thing Than what they call the real thing [Bridge] Juju jive turkey, set me free Juju jive turkey, let it be Juju jive turkey, tell it like it is Juju jive turkey, hers and his [Verse 2] Oh, ye of the big time Get thee behind, gеt thee to a go-go Shake your booty, tell me what you find Hе was a hero, now he's a loser But I love him all the same [Chorus] Welcome to the City of the Golden Calf Stay for a day, it's good for a laugh Bow down and milk the silver giraffe Forget how to see, forget how to hear Smell the poppy, respect from your peers I want the real thing, not the movie I want the real thing, feeling groovy [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Welcome to the plan for a New World Order Monday ain't happy, no change for a quarter You were big then, now you're shorter Smell the California poppy Juju jive turkey