The Bad Review

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Bongwater got PANNED in Rolling Stone and they compare me to Barbra Streisand. Oh God, that is the cruelest cut of them all! Oh, wait a minute. Maybe that's good Brad says it's not fair. He's trying to calm my jangled nerves, but I have to say- they accompanied the review with this really cool illustration. It was this map of the U.S.A tracing our routes to New York City and citing all our musical influences along the way. It was really a veritable pop cultural smorgasbord... Done in the style of those old 60's movie posters like "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" and "Casino Royale". But I'm still not sure if it was a pan! The writing was so convolutеd and symbiotic. It was more like something you'd rеad in Art forum or Autere Magazine. But I can't tell I think, "The bloom is off the rose now!" Why in the hell do I let Kramer do whatever the hell he wants, anyway? You sure can't argue with him! He doesn't care, but dammit! These things bother me! So I decide to go watch the crash cars at the dental derby. Then Brad helps me hatch a plan He said, "We'll go back east and you can milk my cow for me." And I said, "Cow? What C- Oh..." Then I remembered that he did have a cow back east. Oh, God I don't wanna get on one of those dilapidated DC-10's and go back east! But I guess I have to prove that I love him But again?