Squash ( Script)

Lyrics

Ah... Argh! Dad! Stay on the path! Oh! Phew! Get 'em, Bluey! Whoa! Argh! Ahh! Yay! Nice one, Bluey! Get us out of here, Bingo! I'm trying! Big brothers always b*at little brothers! That's just the way it goes. Yeah, that's just the way it goes. BOTH: Hmph! This episode of Bluey is called Squash. I'm going to pound you! Yeah, right. What can we play while you squash? Um, well, you can still control us. BOTH: Hooray! Here. This can be the controller. I'll control Dad! He always wins. BOTH: Hey! Such a wise head on such young shoulders. OK, I'll control Uncle Stripe. Do your best, Bingo. I promise I will. Alright. Let's do this! Yeah! Come on, Bingo! (BOTH GIGGLE) Test us out, kids. OK! This way! Oh! Go up! Arrgh! Oof! (GIGGLES) Round and round! Whoa, whoa, whoa! And this way. Oh! OK, they work! (BOTH PANT) OK! We're good to go. You ready, Bingo? Ready! Boop! Ah! Oh! BOTH: Yes! Whoo, whoo, whoo! One, zero. Aww! Nice one, Bluey! (GIGGLES) So it begins! Hyuh! Urgh! Ohh. BOTH: Yeah! Hwah! Argh! Oof! BOTH: Yeah! Take that! Ohh. Aw. Hoo! Ha! (PANTS) Something's wrong with this. Ohh! Yeah! Yah! Yah! Ohh! Why do you keep losing? Because big brothers always b*at little brothers. Aww. OK, one more point and we win, Bluey. Make it happen. OK! (PANTS) Just do your best, Bingo. I'm trying, but my controller isn't working properly. I don't think it's the controller, kid. This isn't over. Argh! Oof! (CHEERS) Yeah! Now it's over. Aww. I didn't even win once. Big sisters always b*at little sisters. That's just the way it goes. (HUMS) I'm going to the bubbler. Oh, Bingo. Let's go again! (PANTS) Yep. Just...just let me get a drink. (PANTS) Nice controlling, kid. Dad, can you please let Uncle Stripe win the next squash? What? Why? 'Cause I don't think Bingo's having any fun. Aw, you're such a good big sister. So, can you? Nope! What?! Why not? That's not how grownups work, kid. But it's how kids work! Then kids are silly. What?! How very dare you! (SING-SONG) Nyah nyah-nyah nyah-nyah nyah. Kids are silly. That is it! I'm going to make you lose the next squash. What?! No! I take it back! Kids aren't silly! Please don't make me lose! Too late. (GURGLING) What are you doing, Bingo? I'm fixing you. Fixing me? Yeah! This is the antenna bit that makes the controller work. Oh! Is it not working properly? No. You're not doing what I'm controlling you to do and Bluey keeps b*ating me. Aw. Look, I'm sorry, Bingo. Maybe you guys should swap for the next game? No. I want to control you. Are you sure? You'll probably have a better chance of winning with your dad. No, I want US to win. Oh, really? Why's that? Because big sisters don't always b*at little sisters. There! I fixed you. Yeah, Bingo. You did. Oh, please! Don't make me lose! I'll give you a hundred chocolate koalas. Nope! You ready? Argh! Bingo, it's your turn to control me instead of Bluey. Nope! Please! Let's do this, Bingo. (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) Boop. Hwah! Whoops. Whoa. Oh. Wow! One, zero. Yeah! What? Bluey! Yes! (CHEERS) Oh! Oh! Right in the love handles. Grr! Whoo! OK, Bingo, one more point and we've won. You can do this! We can do this! (PANTS) Strength! Determination! Ooooh-ya! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ohh! (GIGGLES) Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! We won! Ugh. Good game, little brother. Yeah! Thanks, mate! Good game, little sister. Thanks, Bluey. What a squash! Yeah, man. That was awesome. I guess little brothers can b*at big brothers. Yep! That's just the way it goes. (ALL LAUGH) Good one, Bingo. But I still say kids are silly! What?! Yah! Argh!