Hairdressers ( Script)

Lyrics

Bounce! Aaaagh! (LAUGHS) Hey, Bingo, do you want to play a game? Yeah. What should we play? How about we play the game where, um... ..uh...where, um... ..uhh... No, not that one. Um... ..um...um... Um... Let's play hairdressers! OK. This episode of Bluey is called Hairdressers. So, been up to much? Oh, yeah, I've been... Oh, that's very interesting. Now, would you like both ears pink, or one pink and one green? Hmm... Bluey, can we do one, um, pink and the other... ..um, how about we, uh... I think we'll do the pink. Aww! Bluey, you can't keep talking over Bingo. But she takes so long to say her ideas. She's having trouble finding her voice today. We have to help her. Oh. Have I found MY voice? Yes, you have! Now you need to find your ears. (GIGGLES) Here they are! Bluey! Hello, ladies. Ooh! Another customer. Welcome to the hairdressers'. Do you have a...um...um... An appointment. Yes. That thing. Well, of course. The name's Bert - Bert Handsome. Ah, yes. Please, um... Take a seat. Yes. What she said. (QUIETLY) See? I'm helping! Hello, there. Ooh! Uh... Hello. Now, what can we do for you today, Bert? Well, just make me look more handsome - if that's even possible. (GIGGLES) OK. Snip, snip, snip. So, please, tell me what you've been up to. Oh, well, I just bought a new house, because I have SO much money and my last house was too small to fit in all the trophies I'd won for being SO handsome! (BINGO GIGGLES) And I also... Wait a minute. What is it? Aagh! A nit! Huh? You've got nits! What?! He's got nits! Aagh! Nits! Get down! Aaagh! This episode of Bluey is now called Nits. Are you sure it's not just dandruff? Don't move! Aah! Bluey, maybe we could, um... ..um...um... I don't actually have a big house! ..um...um... Come on, Bingo! This is an emergency! (SOBBING) I live with my mum! We could... Oh, yeah! The shower! So now what do I do? Turn on the tap! Um, OK. Uh, I'll do it nice and warm. Uh, no. Um, it has to be, um...um... It has to be a COLD shower! Yes! What?! Nits hate cold showers. (GIGGLES) But...but... Do it. Oh, well... I guess you're the experts. Aaagh! (BOTH LAUGH) Aaaagh-ha-ho! Aagh! (BOTH LAUGH) Aagh! Ah-ha! Eeagh! Aagh! Aaagh! Aagh! Phew! OK, kids. That's it for the nits. Get the stragglers! Aagh-ha-haagh! Get 'em! Ow! Yaagh! There's one! Ow! There's the other! Oww! They're all over his butt! Ow! He's got butt nits! Aaagh! What are we gonna do, Bingo? Let's get the...um... Oh, yeah! Nit bird! (WHACKING) Aagh! Ooh! Ow! Be right with you, madam. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Dad! Butt nits! Ah-ah-ow! Nit bird! Nit! Nit! Nit! Nit! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Caw-ca-caw! Nit! Nit-nit-nit-nit-nit! Ow! Ow! Ki-ki-na-ki! (GROANS) It's no use, Bingo. Get the cricket bat. OK. What?! Where are you going? BLUEY: She's getting the cricket bat! Nit! Nit! Nit! Nit! Nit! Ow! Ooh! Aagh! Bluey. Yes? I'm so happy you're not talking OVER Bingo. Yeah. I'm helping her find her voice. I know. But if you talk FOR her, she won't find it either. Oh. So what should I do? You have to find your ears! They're on my head! Bluey! OK. I couldn't find the cricket bat. (WEAKLY) It's OK. I think the nits have all gone. Aww! There definitely wasn't one or two left for Bingo? I don't think so? Are you sure you're not still a little bit itchy? Oh, well... Aagh! So itchy! Aagh! He's still got nits! ALL: Hooray! What should we do, Bingo? Um...um...um... Bluey, you say it. OK. Why don't we...? Hang on. No. You keep going, Bingo. Um... OK. I want to, um... ..tie Dad upside down from the tree and throw water balloons at him and then cover him in nit powder - which is flour - and then rake him with the rake! ALL: Yeah! What?! You found your voice! And you found your ears! ALL: Hooray! (WEAKLY) Hooray? Gee, Bingo, when you find your voice, you sure find your voice. Nit b*mb - go! Aagh! Yow! Nit powder - release! Yaagh! (COUGHS) Get the stragglers! Ow! (GIGGLES) Oh, that tickles. (BOTH GIGGLE) Ooh! (GIGGLES) Ow! Ow! (ALL LAUGH) Wha...? Ow! (BOTH LAUGH) BOTH: Hooray! Just...1,000 dollarbucks, please. Doot. See you again soon. (WEAKLY) Hello. Ooh! I don't have any nits. Would you like to have a cup of tea with me? Well, how could I resist that offer? Shall we? What should we play now? Ooh! I've got an idea. Ooh, OK. I'm listening.