Dirt ( Script)

Lyrics

Shampoo. Shampoo again. Condition. Rinse and rinse again. Wide brush. Fine brush. And dry. Are you almost finished, Mum? Almost. It takes a long time to do my hair, doesn't it? It does, but it's important, sweetheart. We're Chow Chows. We're known for our long, lovely coats. (SIGHS) Sometimes I wish we weren't, though. And finished. Is it as beautiful as yours? Even more beautiful. Now off you go, sweetie. Go and play. DRIVER: Yeah, mate? BANDIT: Yeah, yeah, just there. Yeah, how's that lookin'? Yeah, that's good, mate. BOTH: Dirt! (BOTH LAUGH) Mum, can I go play with Bluey? Sure thing, sweetie. Just don't get dirty. This episode of Bluеy is called Dirt. (POSH ACCENT) I'm having a dirt shower. Time to condition. Oh, I'm in thе shower with dirt! Dirt, please! (LAUGHS) Judo, look! Dirt! Can I play? Yeah, watch this. Dirt! Ah! What's wrong? Um, I'm not supposed to get dirty. Oh. Well, it might be hard to play in the dirt then. Yes, this dirt is very dirty. Why can't you get dirty? I think it's because I'm a Chow Chow, And we are known for our long, lovely hair. That's true, you do have lovely hair. Yes. I want to touch it. Aah! (LAUGHS) Sorry. I don't think WE have lovely hair. No, Heelers don't have lovely hair. Is there a way to play in the dirt without getting dirty? Oh, um... Oh, uh... Well, I'm not sure... Um... Oh... Oh, I know! (BLUEY AND BINGO GRUNT) Um, careful. Wait, wait! OK, you ready? Yeah. Whee! Did I get dirty? Uh... No. ALL: Hooray! Can we do it again? Oh, Judo, it's a bit hard to pull you up. Oh, OK. Ooh, let's show Judo di-di di-dirt. Oh, yeah. Di-di di-dirt! (LAUGHS) Di-di di-dirt! (LAUGHS) You want a go? Uh, I'm not sure I can do that without getting dirty. Oh, yeah, me neither. Are you sure you can't get dirty? Well, let me go ask my mum something. Oh, come on, get in there. Mum? Yes, honey. Why is that I can't get dirty again? Because we have such long hair. It just take so long to clean it. It's just easier not to get it dirty in the first place. Yeah. Uh...that makes sense. (BLOWS) Judo, we found a way you can play di-di di-dirt. Really? BOTH: Judo, Judo, Judo, Judo, Judo, Judo, Judo. Di-di di-dirt. Uh, you're meant to go a little faster. It's a bit hard to run in all this stuff. Well, at least you didn't get dirty. Yeah, the suit really works! Who wants mud? BOTH: Yeah, mud! (BOTH LAUGH) Come in the mud, Judo! Uh, I'm not sure this will keep mud out. Oh, yeah, probably not. I might just go home. Oh, my goodness! Morning, Wendy. Got some dirt. Yes, I can see. Wendy, can Judo play in the dirt with us? Oh, well, I'm not sure. BOTH: Please? Kids, don't pester. No, it's...it's fine. Yes, Judo can play. What? Really? But you said I can't get dirty. Yes, I did. But I want you to have fun, sweetie. So, Judo can play in the mud? Well, it's up to Judo. Judo? I'll be right back. BOTH: Aah! Why don't you want to play in the dirt with the girls? I just don't want to. Oh, go on! It's important to play and have fun. But what about my long, lovely coat? It takes so long to clean. Oh, yes. I said that, didn't I? (BLUEY AND BINGO LAUGH) Oh, fiddlesticks! I'll be right back, sweetheart. (SINGS) Aah! Mum, what are you doing? I'm going short. Dirty, clean, dirty, clean. (BOTH LAUGH) Hey, check it out. Wendy's gone nuts. BOTH: Whoa! And finished. What do you think? I love it! (GASPS) Oh, it feels so light. Can you do me? Are you sure? Yes I'm sure. OK, let's do it. OK, kids, time to scoot. I've got a top-dress the lawn now. BOTH: OK, Dad. Di-di di-dirt! (LAUGHS) BOTH: Aah! Bald Judo! BOTH: Yeah! (ALL LAUGH) Eh, I'll do it later. Here I come! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Woo! Morning again, Bandit. Morning again, Wendy. Ooh, I like the new look. Thanks. What brought that on? Oh, you know... Mum, watch this! Whoo-hoo! It was time for a change.