Cubby ( Script)

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TV COMMENTATOR: And that's away from the century for Barkles. One, two, three, four, five, six. Well done, Kimjim, you won again! Yay! Again! No. Time for your nap, young man. Oh, yes. Hmm. There's no room for Kimjim to sleep. Ooh, I know! I think if we knocked this wall out, this room will feel so much bigger. It's already big enough, babe. It's not. It's too cramped. The only thing in this room that needs to be bigger is the TV. What are you talking about? It's huge! It's not! inches is no longer an acceptable size in this day and age. I can hardly see what's going on! (SIGHS) I'm getting the tape measure. Dad, we need this cushion. Huh? What, why? We're building a bedroom for Kimjim. Oh, er, yeah. Righto. We need that onе, too. Er, OK. And that one. (GROANS) Thank you! (GIGGLES) This episode of Bluеy is called Cubby. Here you are, Kimjim. Your new bedroom. Do you like it? (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) Yes, I love it. (GIGGLES) Do you think we should build a playroom here for Kimjim? Yeah, I think we should. (CHAIR SCRAPES ON FLOOR) TV COMMENTATOR: And that's the story of St Peter's. Dad, you're in the way. Oh, can't you build around me? I'm trying to watch the cricket. No. Well, that settles that, then. Oh, can we have that cushion? It can be a bath for Kimjim. Oh, yeah! Let's build a bathroom. OK! Five and a half metres. Oh, that's just too small. Whoo! Hey, mind the towel cupboard! Sorry! Look, Kimjim. This is your new bathroom. (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) Yay! Thank you! But me hungry now. Oh, yeah. It's your dinner time. Where should we eat? Let's build a dining room! (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) Finished eating, Mummy. Kimjim, you ate all your dinner. Well done. Now we can do drawing. (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) Whoo-hoo! (BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE) . ...hey! (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) Finished drawing, Mummy. Oh, wow! What a great picture, Kimjim! I'm glad we have a art room. I'm going to stick that on the fridge. But we don't have a fridge. Or a kitchen. Oh, my goodness! You can't have a house without a kitchen! Let's build one! Yeah! TV COMMENTATOR: And that's tea. Australia in a comfortable... Oh, man, I need the toilet. Whoa. Hey, kids! BOTH: Yeah? I need the toilet. So go to the toilet. Well, how am I going to GET to the toilet? It's easy. Head to the dining room, then go past the alpaca farm, around the cactus garden... ..through the star room... ..and out the netball court. Oh, right. But don't mess anything up. Alright. Here we go. OK, now, it was past the dining room... Er, where's the dining room? Wasn't there something about an alpaca farm? Is that an alpaca farm? Nah, they're lemurs. How on Earth do I get to the toilet? This place is nuts! Where am I? Oh! Hey, what are you doing? How do I get out of here? Just keep heading that way. Thanks. Wait! Can you take this with you? Ugh! Righto. (TOY PENGUIN SQUEAKS) There! That's the penguin room done. Ooh, I can't wait to show Kimjim! (SHOUTS) Bingo? (SHOUTS) Yeah? Where are you? I'm in the library! Where's the library? Next to the horse stables! Horse stables? Hey, Bingo. I like the horse stables. Thanks. Where's Kimjim? Huh? I thought he was with you. No, I thought he was with you. No. (BOTH GASP) BOTH: We've lost Kimjim! Kimjim! Kimjim? BOTH: Where are you? Oh, man! Where is that alpaca farm? (ALL SCREAM) What are you doing?! BOTH: We're trying to find Kimjim! Who's Kimjim? He's our child! But we've lost him! We're bad parents! Oh, man! I can't deal with this. Look, kids, where is the toilet? It's through there. Ah! Thank you! BOTH: Kimjim! I meant the real toilet! Kimjim! Kimjim! Come back, sweetie! Honey, where are you? Kimjim, are you in here? I can't find Kimjim anywhere! There's too many rooms! (BOTH HOWL) Hmm, uh, huh, nuh! metres? How is it metres?! Oh, what?! I'm going round in circles! TV COMMENTATOR: Welcome back from tea. Play is about to get under way. Sorry, kids. I'm just going to take a little peek. Oops. (BOTH HOWL) (RUMBLING) What's that noise? Oh, no! CUBBY COLLAPSE! RUN! (SCREAMS) Ah! (TOYS SQUEAK) (BOTH SHRIEK) This way! (BOTH SQUEAL) (BOTH SCREAM) Oh! Ow! (BLUEY AND BINGO GROAN) Toilet! Sorry, kids! Bluey, look! BOTH: Kimjim! Oh, Kimjim, we're so sorry! (IN KIMJIM'S VOICE) That's OK. TV COMMENTATOR: Nearly went for the second run there, but the call was "stay". The batsman obeyed. One, two, three, four, five. Oh, thanks, babe. Good one, Kimjim! You know what? This TV is big enough. So is this room. Look at it! I don't know what I was thinking. One, two, three, four. Finished! You win again, Kimjim! Whee! Oop! Do you kids need more room? BOTH: No, we're fine.