Too Fat to Fuck

Lyrics

[Chorus] She's too fat to fuck, she's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck, all she can do is suck She's too fat to fuck, she's too fat to fuck She's too fat to fuck, all she can do is suck The bitch too fat to eat, the bitch too fat to eat The bitch too fat to eat, I'd rather beat my meat She's to stiff for the buck, the bitch too stiff for the buck The bitch too stiff for the buck, all she can do is suck It's too much ass to ride, it's too much ass to ride Too much ass to ride... too much room inside! [Verse 1] Don't be a lemon, go see Richard Simmons Go see little Rich, you bitch Don't be a lemon, go see Richard Simmons Go see little Rich, you bitch See Jack Elaine and get your ass trained Take your fat ass to the Lane See Jack Elaine and get your ass trained Take your fat ass to the Lane [Chorus] You're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, all you can do is suck You're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, all you can do is suck You're too fat to eat, you're too fat to eat You're too fat to eat, I'll let you beat my meat You're too fat to eat, you're too fat to eat You're too fat to eat, I'd rather beat my meat It's too much ass to ride, too much ass to ride It's too much ass to ride... too much room inside! [Verse 2] You've got too much weight, you'll never be ate You'll never be ate with that weight So go over yonder, and join Jane Fonda Exercise your thing with Miss Jane So don't be a lemon, go see Richard Simmons Go see little Simms, and get slim See Jack Elaine and get your ass trained Take your fat ass to the Lane, yeah! [Chorus] 'Cause you're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck Your ass too big to ride, ass too big to ride Ass too big to ride... too much room inside! You're too funky to eat, you're too funky to eat You're too funky to eat, I'd rather beat my meat [Bridge] Okay, all you women out there! I want you to get up off your fat asses, and exercise with Blowfly! I want you to pull up your blouse, your bra and your drawers. Grab your left tit with your left hand, your right tit with your right hand. Okay, now get ready... now pull! (Uh-ah! Uh-ah! Uh-ah! Uh-ah!) [Verse 3] Come exercise those big, thunder thighs Got too much fat inside, yeah Come exercise those big, thunder thighs You got too much fat inside Every time you jog you're like a big hog So come on and jog, you hog Every time you jog you're like a big hog So come on and jog, you hog [Chorus] 'Cause you're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, all you can do is suck You're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, all you can do is suck You're too stiff for the buck, you're too stiff for the buck You're too stiff for the buck, all you can do is suck (Yee-hahahaha...!) [Verse 4] In and out, out and in, you'll never be the same again Working out is where it's at, your body's slim but your pussy's fat That's what I like, make your lips smack In and out, and out and in, you'll never be the same again Working out is where it's at, a body's slim but your pussy's fat That's what I like, make my lips smack [Chorus] 'Cause you're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck, you're too fat to fuck You're too fat to fuck...