Electronic Pussy Sucker

Lyrics

You know, I saw this fine bitch the other day, in a store that sells computers and video games. I went to her behind and I started rappin' to her, when all of a sudden, I heard this strange laugh... "Hee-hahahahahaha..." And the voice said: "Who the fuck are you?" And I said: "I'm Blowfly, who the fuck are you?" "I'll tell you who the fuck I am." Strange... "I am Electronic Pussy Sucker with a queer tube I'll treat a clit like a prick till it vibrates with a groove." Weird, weird... "I'm a computerized fucker with a queer wire I have cum in my dick, it's been a rotten desire." Queer... "I wasn't made in Japan, I give better head than Pac-Man My tongue is electronic, my prick is supersonic Push the right number, and I'll make your cunt thunder! Yee-hahahahahaha...!" I wish I could lie and say I wasn't afraid, but, huh... that was some weird shit "No bitch take in on me, no prick can dethrone me I'll put twix via press [?], make her cunt cum fiberglass Yee-hahahahahaha...!" And do you know this bitch was turned on my this kind of talk? A fucking cussing computer! "I'm much more than a robot, you see, I have prick in two nuts 20,000 kilowatts running through my vein I am a computerized fucking machine Brothers and sisters, and mother lodes I would fuck R2D2 of Star Wars! Yee-hahahahahaha...!" You know, this bitch wanted to buy the fucking computer But I told her, I said: "Hold on, don't you know you can't buy that shit with food stamps?" "I am Electronic Pussy Sucker with a queer tube I'll treat a clit like a prick till it vibrates with a groove I am a computerized fucker with a queer wire I have cum in my dick, it's with a rotten desire." "Lies!", that's what I said. "Lies!" "I fucked half of computers because they didn't have class And fuck that faggot C3PO in his aluminium ass." And before that shit, I was planning on buying a computer. Now I want nothing to do with them at all! "When my prick is soft, and it needs a good loving I make it hard by fucking a microwave oven" Now, that's when I grabbed this bitch and wanted to get outta there, but... I checked out her drawers, and they was dripping! "E.T. got bigger, both of those pricks are tough But when it's come to fuckin', I have the right stuff" I sat this bitch on top of a computer, getting ready to tear that ass up. But every time I started to fuck her, this fucking machine kept taking to me! And, shamed as I am to admit it, my dick wouldn't get hard. This motherfucker just kept talking shit, so I decided to get my black ass outta there. And as I was leaving, this motherfucker had the nerve to say to me... "Are you leaving? Where the fuck are you going? Do not take the bitch with you, I have some plans for the hoe Come here, baby, climb up on the top of me Punch the green button. I said the green button Not the red button, you dumb bitch No, ple- don't touch the red button Don't touch the red button! Don't touch... the red... red button... I said, don't touch the red button... it'll turn me off..."