To-To-To-To-To (The Fart Song)

Lyrics

[Intro] Hm-Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm [Verse 1] Walking' through the park, it wasn't quite dark There was a faggot sittin' on a fence Out of the crowd as he farted real loud He moaned, and it made a big scent He just [?] fartin' [Chorus 1] To-to-to-to-to-to Hm-hmm To-to-to-to-to-to Listen [Verse 2] The smell lasted for a long time When it finally got down I was glad (so glad) And I asked that man what in the world did he eat To make his butt smell so bad But he just kept fartin' [Chorus 2] To-to-to-to-to-to To Fart, to-to-to-to-to [Verse 3] Last night I ate some black eyed peas Now they jumpin' up and down in my guts When I think of that man I think I understand What was wrong with that poor fella's butt [?] fartin' [Chorus 3] To-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to Ah-ha! [Breakdown] Uh! Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm Oh yeah, [?] [Outro] Look at him. Okay, baby, right now, right now, right now (I wanna know whose girl it is) Fellas, the girls wanna y'all names and stuff, so I guess better go ahead and do that little thing right no First of all, on the guitar: The plainest, [?], [?]est man in the whole darn country. [laughs] We call them James Funk, but he' known all over the country as [?]. How 'bout a hand for him. And that bass-playin' [?], he's the onliest man in the world that got a Mother's Day present, sayin' "Happy Mother's Day–Your Mother." He's known all over the country as Cunt-Man 'cause do to a cunt what a rat do to cheese: [?] hell out of it. We had a finger man over there on organ. We call him H.J., and in case you don't know what that's initials for, it stand for "[?]." [?] by, like, your neighbor. And [?] seem to be everybody's favorite over there on drums. Last, but not least: [?]. You know what: he can play drums and [?] with a toothpick at the same time. We call him Dick-Head because he does what… with his head what most mens do with their dick. [?] Dick-Head. [laughs]. Last, but not least, we gon' do a little thang by the King himself—what most peoples call him. Known as Mr. James Brown. He had a big record out called "I Don't Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing." [?]. We not gon' do it that way. We gon' dedicate this specially to all you ladies. We call it "I Don't Want No Woman." [?]… Uh… [?] Lets do it anyway Yea! Uh! Go ahead