The Vampire That Ate Miami

Lyrics

[Verse 1] "The Bloody Freak Strikes Again", read the morning headline He took another woman's pussy administration time All the young whores were being warned by their mammy: "Beware of the vampire that's eating up Miami" The mayor called me in his office and had a frown on his face He said: "I need help, Blowfly, will you please take this case?" Mr. Mayor, during the years you treated me like a brother So just give me thе name of this nasty motherfucker! [Chorus] Hе said: "His name is Count Faggula His tongue is spectacular He's leaving women's pussies raggular Yeah, he's Count Faggula" Yee-hahahahahaha...! [Verse 2] He said: "Your chances of catching him are gonna be slim He tore Superman's ass apart, limb by limb" I said: "Have no fear and have no doubt I'm gonna take my dick and tear his asshole out" So what I did was I set myself a trap Hired me a hooker on Biscayne Boulevard, with the herpes and the claps And late one night, when she was on the way home He dragged her in the alley and he began to groan [Chorus] He said: "Uhhh, my name is Count Faggula (what?) Bitch, my tongue is spectacular (what?) I'm gonna leave your pussy raggular (what?) Yeah, I'm Count Faggula" Yee-hahahahahaha...! [Verse 3] He buried his head in a pussy up to the rim But eating the herpes and the claps, that were ready to fuck with him I said "Turn it loose, motherfucker, with your bloodshot eyes Come pick on a man your own motherfucking size" He started kicking my ass like he was a horse So I grabbed her used Tampax and I made myself a cross He just looked at that cross and he began to laugh "Heheheh...", he said: "It's gonna take more than that cross to save your motherfucking ass" So he tied me up, with my ass way up in the air Started putting vaseline on his shoes, planning on burying it back there Yeah, it looked like my life was about to be a disaster That's when he cursed and he called me a bastard (oooh...) Shouldn't have never did that shit! [Bridge] When he called me a bastard, horns grew out on my head A long devil tail grew out behind, my eyes crossed all up and shit My dick grew wings, my balls became jetmobiles Yee-hahahahahahahaha...! And I started kicking that motherfucker's ass like I did yellow custard [?] [Outro] Yeah, I became the Incredible Fulk! Had to carry it on a truck My dick was too big to suck! What motherfucking luck And that was the end of Count Faggula Whose tongue was spectacular Now his ass is raggular, yeah, Count Faggula Yee-hahahahahahahaha...!