Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be shittin' here 'til the evenin' come Watchin' my turds fall in That I take 'em back out again, oh, I [Chorus] I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay Watchin' my great big turds float away Shittin' off the dock of the bay Makin' a big stink (Listen) [Verse 2] I ate some black eyed peas, Georgia Oh, and they makin' me feel so sad, yeah, now And everytime I have to use a bathroom It hurts my rear end so bad, so bad [Chorus] So I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay Just watchin' my turds float away I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay Just wastin', wastin', oh [Bridge] (Go ahead, son, you ain't goin' out to heaven no how) I, I, I, I-I, oooh now, yeah, uh I see the lady in the front row keep Askin' me what it is we playin' This is our theme song, baby For the next show, I'm gonna sing the words to it Start weird world for the weird people Second show, okay? Next we'll do a thing by A young man that ain't been on the scene In quite a while, Mr. Major Lance We're gonna do a little thing was written by Mr. Curtis Mayfield and The Impressions They call it "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm" We call it the fart song, toot-toot-to-toot-toot-toot Go somethin' like this, yeah, uh Shucks