Rotten Fish

Lyrics

[Party sounds in the background] [Verse 1] When I was just a little boy, my daddy said "Listen, son Pretty soon your prick will get hard, and fuckin' will be fun Some cunts are cleaning up to eat from a dish But never eat a pussy that smells like rotten fish" I said: "Hey daddy, what about lobsters and crabs? They smell like pussy to me, and some are good to have" [Bridge] Said: "Son, I'll tell you like my great grand-dad would say Never eat anything that would get up and walk away They can be cold, or they can be a real hot dish But stay away from pussycats that smell like rotten fish" [Verse 2] Hey naw! I woke up last night, smelling something- Smelling like flounder, or dolphin, or... red snapper, something I got up and opened the door, there was something comin' down the hall From a date, uh-uh-uh! Laying here in the sun, with my prick in a coconut When the bitches come walking by, I pretend it's one of their butts Had this broad named Shirley, whose pussy smelled like it was dead Offered her my prick, but the bitch - she wanted my head I can always tell when a chick is a nasty whore When she's dancin' and do the split, and her ass sticks to the floor I said "Daddy, tell me, and I don't mean to be rude Because they always smell the same - is pussy seafood?" [Bridge] Said: "Son, I'll tell you like my great grand-dad would say Never eat anything that would get up and walk away Pussy can make you miserable, or as happy as can be But a pussy that's for everyone, is not for you or me" [Outro] Hey naw! Daddy, what if I put a little garlic sauce on it to kill the smell? "No, my son, just be a man and hold your nose" See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch, eat that pussy, smell like rotten fish See that pussy, watch it twitch...