Rapp Dirty

Lyrics

[Intro] Hehehe-hahahahahahaha...! Rap dirty... rap dirty, ahhh... Rap dirty... rap dirty... [Verse 1] Hello out there, you funky world All of you guys, all of you girls This is the mighty Blowfly Dropping a rap in your lap and that's no lie I know you've heard about Superman When he gets horny, he uses his hand Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is he gay or is he a man? Lois Lane with all of her might Tried to keep him from knowing that she's a dyke But I'll tell you one thing beyond a doubt One night with me and I'll straighten her out Incredible Hulk doesn't compare With his funky clothes and dingy hair His thick muscles showing all over the place And it's too bad that it's a waste His "private part"? Hе'll never wash it 'Cause it's no biggеr than a Vienna sachet [?] Think he's bad, he's like it blue This is what that mother do [Chorus] You rap dirty, take it from me You rap dirty, that's the way it should be You rap dirty, when you wanna get down You rap dirty, it blows his mind Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Verse 2] All you chicks out there with your real shapear [?] You think you're hip, but you ain't nowhere You're talkin' loud, makin' noise Can't holler tell you from the boys We like long hair hanging down your back With four or five strings tingling in your crack I said: making love ain't nothing but a game If you wanna drive your man insane [Chorus] You rap dirty, take it from me You rap dirty, that's the way it should be You rap dirty, when you wanna get down You rap dirty, blow his mind Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Bridge] I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah-ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah-ah [Verse 3] I have a girl and her name is Melissa And every time I tried to kiss her We're at my pad, on my couch She moves my head towards her crotch I said: Wait a minute, baby, I ain't no queer Said, I want you to whisper in my ear Say the thing that turn me on Dream about it like it ain't got no bone Let me know how good it is While you're doing your thing between my heels [Chorus] Rap dirty, take it from me Rap dirty, that's the way it should be Rap dirty, wanna get down? Rap dirty, blows your mind Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Verse 4] You go to a party at a friend's house And there's a chick in the corner with a great big mouth Remember what your daddy said the night before He said a big mouth chick is big below I said: "I'm the man, I'm the king I'm gonna grab this chick and do my thing" I grabbed her by the hand and headed towards the room I knew I'd be in heaven real soon While making it with her, to my surprise There was nothin' but space between her thighs She said: Listen, baby, what's wrong with you? You wanna get me off, this is what you gotta do [Chorus] Rap dirty, if you wanna get down Rap dirty, and blow my mind, rap dirty [Verse 5] She's the bride, he's the groom They just got back from the honeymoon She was nothing but a tunnel from the start But now he can't even raise her heart He says it's her, she says it's him The chances of making it is mighty slim They went to a counselor for advice He says it's a common problem between man and wife He said, try things you never tried before On the couch, on the floor Sex for dinner, sex for dessert And just in case it still don't work [Chorus] Rap dirty, take it from me Rap dirty, that's the way it should be Rap dirty, if you wanna get down Rap dirty, and blow his mind Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Verse 6] Now I'm back, I'm best, I'm greater than the rest I love hard, I love soft, I do the things that get you off I kiss you there, I kiss you here I whisper funky little things in your ear I make you cry, I make you moan I make you scream my name when I'm gone [Chorus, altered] Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Verse 7] 'Cause I'm the boss with the hot sauce I'm the king with a sweet thing I'm the prince with a peppermint I'm the dog with it all I'm the hound with the crown I'm Bruce with the sweet juice Open your mind, I'm under your skin I'll make you kill all your lust for other men [Bridge] Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Fee, fee, fum, fum I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah-ah Uh, ah, uh, ah, uh, ah-ah Fee-fee, fum-fum, ooh-ooh, cum-cum Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah [Outro] You can travel north, you can travel west But when it comes to lovin', I'm the best Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah They got old-time lovers and new ones too But don't nobody do it like I do Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Girl, I'll set your soul on fire 'Cause I'm Aquarius and that's no lie Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah Uh-uh, ah-ah, uh-uh, ah-ah