Rap ’n Blow

Lyrics

[Intro] Rap 'n blow! Rap 'n blow! Rap 'n blow! [Verse 1] Evening, whores and bitches, and all you dog-ass men Get your dicks in your fists, show your cunts and your tits Blowfly's back in town again Now, don't think I don't see you ladies out there With your dresses full up over your thighs Tryin' to look so stable, when I see beneath the table That your panties are pulled to the side And all you men with small hard-ons, making spots on your jeans Get your mind on the show, because the master Blow Has the right to make a hell of a scene, ha-ha-ha-ha! [Interlude] Yeah, yeah! Whoo! Yeah, baby! Whoo-wee! Well, check it out! [Verse 2] As I sat at the table in thе back of the bar, one asked mе: Are you Blowfly? Just as long as she's ugly, and your pussy smells like pudding I'm a man and that's no lie I said: Your seat is what big dick can carry You dog-faced bald-headed whore When I finish the show, meet me at the back door Then I came right here on the floor So I sat back, relaxed, took a couple Axe Lights Caught my show and got real shitty And keep your hands to yourself, if you need any help And young ladies, please hide your titties I ride in town this afternoon, and I say it as a sinner unashamed To be sworn by a herd of horny things Acting like the motherfucker's insane, ha-ha-ha-ha! [Interlude] Who'd you call "horny", I ain't horny... Ooh-wee! Rap 'n blow! Check this out! Check it out, check it out! [Verse 3] I went to the motel, checked into my room While checking out this fine-ass maid And when I saw her behind, I knew what she had in mind The young bitch just wanted to be laid Because she couldn't keep her eyes off my 12-inch prick And it was written all over her face But I made it very clear: if you came in here Let me pussy spread all over the place, ha-ha-ha-ha! [Interlude] Ooh-wee! Par-tay! You seen that girl? Check this out [Verse 4] I am Blowfly, my dick is big, so you bitches better hide and run And you niggas better hit the damn no-tube [?] 'Cause I'll shoot you with honey cum And you ladies out there, who need your pussy eaten Remain seated after the show But if you like a big dick, like my 12-inch dick See the master Fly rap 'n blow, ha-ha-ha-ha! [Outro] Where's the beef, man? Where's the beef, where's the beef? (Here's the beef, motherfucker) Rap 'n blow, that's the only way to go (Yeah, uh-huh... who is the "Blowfly"?) Just rap 'n blow (Ooh-whoo! Woo!) Fly, that is. Ha-ha-ha-ha! (Whoo!) Check it out. Come on, join in now Rap 'n blow, ha-ha-ha-ha, whoo Rap 'n blow, rap and what? (whoo!) Rap 'n blow Rap 'n blow Rap 'n who? Rap 'n Blow Rap 'n blow, gettin' down Rap 'n blow, ha-ha-ha, rap 'n blow, whoo Rap 'n blow Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap 'n blow...! Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow...