R. Kelly In Cambodia (Not Guilty, Slight Return)

Lyrics

[Verse] You've been on trial for a year or two It hasn't been fun at all Your ass' gonna crack like the PATRIOT Act You can't cruise the schools in the fall You're down and low to sneeze to fulfill your need Big Brother is watchin' you NAMBLA's in a plight and you wanna bet Family Watchdog's houndin' you [Pre-Chorus] It's time to face what you most fear Michael Jackson can't help you here Face the truth you molester Face the truth you chester [Chorus] You're R. Kelly in Cambodia You're twisted and you're sick You're R. Kelly in Cambodia Someone needs to chop off your dick [Skit] [Bailiff] All rise for the Honorable Judge Juicy [Judge] The defendant will quit wiggling his jiggler, R. Kelly? [R. Kelly] Yes Jerry? [Judge] You are accused of fucking every underage sturgeon you can get your hands on. How do you plead? [R. Kelly] Guilty, your honor, with an explanation [Judge] Explain your sorry limpdick ass to the court, Mr. Kelly [R. Kelly] You see Jerry, I am the Midnight Nambler [Judge] Bailiff, fry that man's bacon with a taser! [Hook] Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA Tell you about a midnight NAMBLA Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA You've got toys for tots (wah) Toys for tots (wah) Toys for tots (wah) Toys for tots [Chorus] You're R. Kelly in Cambodia You're twisted and you're sick You're R. Kelly in Cambodia Someone needs to chop off your dick