Lyrics

From the beginning of time up until now All the big pricks of the world Have seem to escaped somehow They have have been full of soul and full of tricks They are known all around the country As the international pricks As I get ready to introduce these dirty son of a bitches And I'm going to find out which is the biggest prick We are going to have them all do one dance The name of the dance is the funky Haitian Yeah This motherfucker here is a real bad fella How about a hand for Adolf Hitler? I take a nigga's ass and turn him into stew I fuck all the crackers and I burn all the Jews I'm going to fuck up the whole nation Watch Adolf Hitler do the funky Haitian Heil Hitler Yeah Heil Hitler How about it for Adolf Hitler? Yeah Here's a cat that you all know Goes on by the name of Fidel Castro I'm a prick make not mistake And I'm sending all my filth to the United States I'm a motherfucking preacher I'm a God damn usher I learn how to eat pussy in Russia I'm going to fuck up this whole nation Watch Fidel Castro do the funky Haitian, yeah! (Sexual Spanglish) Ohh oooh Castro cum! How about it for Fidel Castro Give him a big hand This motherfucker here is short enough to turn you on How about a hand for Jim Jones? I'm a real prick, I'm Americana I got my big prick award in Guyana My cum juice it hypnotize Make all the hoes commit suicide Being a prick is my obligation Watch old Jim do the funky Haitian Do it baby Do it with a gun Do it with a knife Do it with poison Ha ha sugar and spice How about a hand for Jim Jones? Nasty son of a bitch Give it to him Yeah International pricks Yeah They know a lot of tricks Yeah (Well) (Blowfly laugh) You all know there is a whole lot of pricks I had to leave of this motherfucking LP Cuz I don't want to get in no shit Yeah Who you all think is going to win it? Hahahaha This is the biggest prick you have ever seen And it goes by the name of Idi Amin I'm a prick over here I'm a prick over yonder I'm the biggest prick in Uganda I can fuck this whole fucking nation Watch Idi Amin do the funky Haitian Hey, bend over and let me fuck you Old Idi like to fuck his guards It make my little ole prick get all hard Aye Aye How about it for Idi Amin? Give it up to him Now y'all I want to get your motherfucking attention on this shit This motherfucker here is a real freak Yeah Listen This motherfucker here is an assholer It's none other than the Ayatollah I could release the hostages with a wave of my hand I'm the biggest prick over in Iran A prick of the future And a prick of the past My prick is so long, I can fuck my own ass I'm the biggest prick in this whole fucking nation Watch the Ayatollah do the funky Haitian I need a little whore, yeah Somebody hold me hostage Yeah How about a hand for the assholer Ayatollah Give it to him Now, Ladies and Gentlemen To introduce this next prick I'm going to bring out one of the gay friends of mine Faggy Maggie Hey, Faggy Maggie come on over here Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen How are you all doing? Are you all ready for the star of the show, honey? Yeah This young man that I'm thinking of introducing to you I mean I want you to know, that I know him personally, honey Without him there would be none of this shit Yeah, take it from yours truly, friend, Faggy Maggie Without this guy there would be a disaster How about a hand for that nasty bastard? Blowfly Give it to him Yeah, get ready motherfucker Haha In ...(?)... where I will fit I don't know what the hell I'm doing in all of this shit My prick is long, my prick is strong It can fuck the women all night long I said, All you pricks, gather round Mr. Sweet Dick is back in town Said my name is Blowfly And it ain't no trick Standing here with these international pricks It's going to make you moan It's going to make you hum It's going to sweeten your pussy with just a drop of my cum That dick of mine stays on hard It feels so good you can't help but fart I said, ooh I said, ahh I said ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh, ahh Going to leave your pussy playing You remember when I did, in 'Rapp DIrty' Yeah I said ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh, ooh ahh ooh ahh Yeah, baby I don't give this prick to no one else I'm going to save all this good dick for myself Yeah I'm authentic and it ain't no tricks And I'm standing here, I'm king of the international pricks Ooh ahh that motherfucker We got funk in this house and I'm going to shut my mouth I'm going to let the band groove on you motherfuckers for a while Get off fellas (That couldn't have been the song you that -that could't have been the song you wanted us to put any noise on? -that...wasn't...were you recording? -oh, man -what -why -God -uh oh...(?)...didn't say shit... -...dude, I'm going to laugh it up -I didn't know you were recording)