Business Deal (XXX Rated)

Lyrics

[Intro] This is Blowfly's brand new rap, guaranteed to kill your ears And the name of this bad motherfucker? It's called "Business Deal"! Yee-hahahahahaha...! [Verse 1] It's not easy having that bitch you love workin' with a lot of men (uh-huh!) That would've fucked the hell out of her, but never be her friend Mr. Boss Man, you've been trying to get my lady to give you head But when you hired her to do that motherfucking job It wasn't supposed to be in bed, so let me tell you [Chorus] The job is just a business deal - no deposits, no reveals No strings attached, no hidden catch No pussy for thrills, it's just a business deal Let me hear you say "business deal" (business deal!) [Verse 2] That bullshit money that you're paying her ain't worth the work she do (Alright!) Not to mention having ass filled all day long by you (Alright!) Now, I try to hold my temper, but I'm having an impatient slip (Alright!) So I'm telling you for the last time: Keep your motherfucking hands to themselves, let me tell you [Chorus] The job is just a business deal - no deposits, no reveals No strings attached, no hidden catch No pussy for thrills, it's just a business deal Let me hear you say "business deal" (business deal!), that's all it is [Verse 3] A boss should treat his female help with dignity and class (I agree!) But you try to treat all your lady help to a hard dick up the ass (say what?) Now, you told my lady you wanna eat her pussy because she's built so fine (So fine!) Well, if you like giving head, guess motherfucking what? You can suck on this prick of mine, let me hear you [Chorus] The job is just a business deal - no deposits, no reveals No strings attached, no hidden catch No pussy for thrills, it's just a business deal Let me hear you say "business deal" (business deal!) [Bridge 1] Watching "The Dukes of Hazzard" on T.V. on a Friday night (that's right!) Even that old bastard Boss Hogg tried to get into the act (uh-huh!) When he takes his cigar out his mouth and said "Listen, Daisy May Gotta spread your legs and drop them drawers, if you want a raise in pay Yeah! But don't tell them damn Duke boys about it, understand?" I can sit right over here, pee on the wall [?], that's it, yeah [Verse 4] Now, she likes being fucked by men as much as any woman do (uh-huh!) But a weekly check and a little respect is all she wants from you (alright!) And she could sense what was on your mind they day that she got hired (Uh-huh!) When you said that if her pussy was any good She'd probably never be fired, but let me tell you [Chorus] The job is just a business deal - no deposits, no reveals No strings attached, no hidden catch No pussy for thrills, it's just a business deal Let me hear you say "business deal" (business deal!), that's all it is [Bridge 2] While sitting watching The Jeffersons, which is one of my favorite shows Old George gets into the act the minute Weezy walks out the door When he said: "Come here, Florence, you've been fucking with me about a motherfucking raise, right bitch? You've gotta drop them drawers and ease into the bedroom! Yeah! And I don't wanna hear nothing about a motherfucking business deal, neither" [Bridge 3] Jack Ewing [?] of "Dallas", which is one of the top-rated shows Couldn't get no pussy from Kristin, and the bitch ain't around no more You know what happened though? She didn't give up no playmate! Yee-hahahahahahaha...! Business deal! (Business deal!) (Yaay, alright, alright!) (Business deal...!) [Instrumental outro]