Blowfly vs. Darth Vadar

Lyrics

[Intro] Somewhere in the near future Controlled by my calculator On just a prayer to reveal [?] When Blowfly met Darth Vadar Darth Vader Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha He's a [?] [?] Kick his motherfuckin' ass [Verse 1] He left women' pussy speared with steel And their heart filled with fear You see Darth Vadar, I'm a cool operator and I control the atmosphere! Again and again, [?] your ass on the mend and left their eyes filled with tears He fucked all the hoes and left the cunts for souls Things had been that way for years The Captain called me in and said "My friend, we are about to become a thing of the past If you don't do something about Darth Vadar he gonna fuck all of us in the ass" I said "It would be a thrill," me and my [-mobile?] were sent for his black ass immediately And when I get my hands on him I'm gonna kick his ass repeatedly (kick his ass) Travelin' the stars, somewhere near Mars, when I spotted him just ahead He said "This is I, Mr. Blowfly! Pretty soon your black ass will be dead!" I've been around some bad news in my time and I thought I had beaten the best But this black, metal, son of a bitch was ten times badder than the rest As he passed I felt lightin' in my ass and I felt like it was from hell He said "You should'a known better than to fuck with me. Now your cape wearin' ass is fell." He said "I would not cooperate Your ass I'm gonna dominate Your little prick cannot penetrate me at all" Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Yeah. That's what he thought But I had something up my sleeve that was gonna bring his melon-plated ass to his knees Yeah [Verse 2] I took some [?] and [?] pussy juice and combined it with some [?] (what?) [?] back in time when they were combined they destroyed a whole fuckin' nation (hot damn!) Under the heat of the sun I loaded my gun as he was approachin' real fast (oh shit!) [?] in his eyes I had a surprise and I shot the whole load up his ass He lost his cock and his ship began to rock [?] He smoked some pot and took a penicillin shot, but the shit didn't do him no good (no good) Naw And then I heard this hummin' sound and went somethin' like this (ugh) [Verse 3] [?] bigger and bigger (shit) Suddenly his ship began to glow (ugh, I give up) And smoke started coming from his asshole And then there was a big explosion (pfff) And bolts and screws and shit was flyin' everywhere ([?], ha) Another explosion, part of his dick was flying through the air (ugh) Yeah, that looked like the end of my friend ([?] that shit) Darth Vadar Once again, Blowfly had prevailed And as I rode my horse off into the sunset (did you say what?) Yeah, I said a fuckin' horse. There are horses in outer space ([?]) What 'chu mean they ain't got no horses up there? (say what?) ([?]) Ride, Ride! ([?], motherfucker) Yeah ([?]) Oh, give me a home [?] And all the guys prick is smaller than mine Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (oh, Blowfly, your so [?]) Yeah My baby keep fartin' in my face (pfff) I guess that mean I got my face in the wrong darn place Is there a wrong place these days? (I don't know. Is there?) [Verse 4] Comin' in ya' On a piece of [?] Lots of [?] I got two nuts full (oh) And when he's in ya' you can have no [?] And you don't have to worry about the Gonorrhea 'Cause I'm a whole man Yeah ([?]) I got what I got by screwin' a nasty bitch I would'a came out better jackin' off in a ditch (say what?) Dick, honey I got plenty And I ram it up your ass 'till there ain't no bottom in it ([?]) 'Cause I'm a whole man Yeah A whole man (mmm) (whole man) (a whole man) (whole man) (ha-ha) I wanna ask you all a question Who is a guy whose dick is hard every time you're here beggin' for it? ([?]) Yeah Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ([?] laughin' motherfucker) [Interlude, spoken] In case ya'll motherfuckers out there don't know what I'm doin', this is some of the lyrics for the first LP I cut, called The Weird … The Weird … The Weird … The Weird World of Blowfly Yeah (weird motherfucker alright) Uh Yeah (mmm, yeah) [Verse 5, spoken] I remember when I was in the [?] Group I ain't gonna call it a neighborhood 'cause I don't like the motherfuckers no more I had to sing lead in bass and I used to hate that shit 'cause every time [?] I'd be by myself and I'd have to start it off and I'd [?] and look at the hoes and [?] put my hand on my dick See, that went over big with bitches, 'cause when you put your hand on your dick that make 'em think you got a lotta shit down there Dick 'bout the size of a [?], but they didn't know it Anyway, I'd lean over to the mic and I'd say something like this I'd say "bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba ba bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba dang da dang dang da ding di dong do blue balls" (*cheers*) The name [?] was "Blue Moon," but I would say "blue balls" That's back in the days when a [?] had yellow jive Ya'll remember 'bout that shit, don't 'cha? [?] … I loved that shit I'd do that motherfuckin' shit [?] Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Moon shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine a blue balls shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine-anana blow job (*giggle*) Damn. I was all uptown that time, [?] (you sure were) But I can do that goddamn shit 'cause I'm Blowfly the master! The Lord! The King! ([?]) Prince with all the [?] Hound with the crown (huh?) Biggest dick (huh?) [Outro, spoken] Who told you to turn the music off, motherfucker? What'd I say about fuckin' Cubans? They ain't been over here two days and already they cuttin' shit off and shit ([?]) Turn the motherfuckin' shit back on! Turn it back! I wanna sing! I ain't through singin' yet! Music! Bring it back! Bring it back! Bring it back! Bring it back! Oh I'm glad his ass is gone (phew) [?] I'm glad his ass is gone *door sound*