Lyrics

[Verse 1] For the last few months her magic cunt Had controlled the whole damn nation Georgia's senators, Russia's prime minister Were defeated by a pussy sensation With an oversized clit and a pussy made to lick She could outfuck woman or man But her pussy would plop on a powerful cock The day that Blowfly met Roxanne You shoulda been there And watched all of that fuckin' going on You shoulda been there, yeah And watched Blowfly turn this fine bitch on [Verse 2] I heard about this bitch who was a serious freak When it comes to fuckin', she plays for keeps Some said she's a woman, some said she's a man But she's a rowdy little bitch the guys call Roxanne I take [oughta?] the pad, I pulled up in the garage She was lyin' on the floor listening to Boy George I looked at her cheek, my dick hard and fast I wondered how many dicks had been up that ass Uh, I forgot the Vaseline [Verse 3] She looked at my dick and she opened my mouth It remind me, the door of the ol' shithouse Now I've had lots of women with a little more class But I couldn't keep my hands off of that ass (Oh yeah) Oh, you like that, huh bitch? How about takin' two fingers? Yeah, see, can you take three? Ah, you want some more, what about four? Yeah, I know it, I knew it [Verse 4] She took me in a room to a dick-shaped bed Proceeded to give me some serious head Felt like rocks in her mouth, had my dick expand She winked her eye and said, "That's why they call me Roxanne!" She took them out, one by one And tried her best to make me cum [Interludes] You like it? (Yes) How is it? (It's so hard) And big And good for ya Because it's filled with twelve essential vitamins and minerals And I want you to get your minimum daily requirement, bitch You shoulda been there! Watchin' all of this dick goin' in and out of her mouth Yes, you shoulda been there! I fucked that bitch all over the house Now this bitch was known to put a knockout drop in your Mountain Dew And when you come to, she woulda been did all kind of freaky things to you I knew that shit, too [Verse 5] She fixed me a drink, and one for herself And said, "When you're through, I'm gonna fuck you to death" So I sneaked and threw a penny into the sink And when her head was turned, I switched drink She drank hers and I drank mine And the bitch was out cold in a little to no time I tied her hands and her feet to the bedpost If she loved to fuck, she would get an overdose I covered my prick with some sand and grease I did to her what she tried to do to me! [Outro] After I got through fuckin' her, she was just lyin' there So I figured at least she owed me cab fare So I went into her pocket and got me some money and left the hotel room Four, five hundred dollars Mastercard, Visa, American Express Not too much to brag about, you know Some of you guys think this is all lies All this shit that I've been talkin' about But if you travelin' the world and you run upon a girl With her pussy and her asshole torn out You say "Hi Roxanne, where's the Blowfly man?" Ha, I bet she's lookin' for me, don't tell her where I live though Just tell the bitch I live in, uh, Bimini, or Cuba or some damn where Yeah, even Russia Blowfly and Roxanne Yeah [Moaning] You mean that's it?