Christmas Jawn

Lyrics

Well, I bought a Christmas tree And then I smoked it Santa wiggled down the chimney and he toked it I put the cookies in the oven Put the whiskey in the milk Put the record on repeat until we broke it Well a dandy little Santa came scootin down my chimney Took one look a the kid Said "yo what's that you hittin, b?" You must be shittin' me It ain't no mystery, so man I'm passin' him the Christmas tree (Chorus) Falalalala Christmas is dynamite And Santa is the bomb All y'all can take a hike Cuz he's the only homie I would ever let kiss my mom I bought a mistletoe but I didn't have a lady Hey Santa man, I need a favor can you save me? Lo and behold, my man was on point Santa brought a model and a bottle and a joint So I smoked the joint, got rejected Drank until I thought I dreamt it Threw up in the morning it was gingerbread and lemon scented The party was tight, naughty and nice Twisted as a candy cane laced with cinnamon spice (Chorus) I never thought about the Easter Bunny much But Santa says he rolls a wicked honey dutch He also said that he should keep his stinkin' paws Far from the vicinity of me and Mrs. Claus So be gone you freakin' wannabe String you up on Christmas Eve You carrot eatin' coward don't you ever fuckin' step to me You best believe I got the recipe for the rabbit stew Cut you into tiny pieces bro your holiday is through (Spoken) Oh no Kev, I was just joking man, no he's cool. I do appreciate you having my back though, let's sing together (Chorus)