I Know a Girl

Lyrics

[VELMA, spoken] Hello, suckers, welcome back Roxie's in there being looked over by the state medical examiner She says she's gonna have a baby Now why didn't I think of that? (sung) Can you imagine? I mean, can you imagine? Do you believe it? I mean, do you believe it? I know a girl, a girl who lands on top You could put her face into a pail of slop And she'd come up smelling like a rose How she does it Heaven knows [REPORTER, spoken] Hold on everybody, she's comin' out now Well, doc, is she or isn't she? [DOCTOR, spoken] She is [REPORTER, spoken] She is [VELMA] I know a girl A girl with so much luck She could get run over by a two-ton truck Then brush herself off and walk away How she does it, couldn't say [BILLY, spoken] Doc, would you swear to that statement in court? [DOCTOR, spoken] Oh, yeah [BILLY, spoken] Good, uh, button your fly [VELMA] Whilst I On the other hand Put my face in a pail of slop And I would smell like a pail of slop I... On the other hand Get run over by a truck And I am deader than a duck I know a girl Who tells so many lies Anything that's true Would truly cross her eyes But what that mouse is selling The whole world buys And nobody smells a rat! [ROXIE, spoken] Oh please, ladies and gentlemen of the press Leave the two of us alone so we can rest [VELMA, spoken] The two of us? (sung) Can you imagine? I mean, can you imagine? [REPORTER, spoken] Could I have one last picture please? [ROXIE, spoken] Oh, sure Anything for the press [VELMA] Do you believe it? I mean do you believe it?