My Bad

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[Intro] Listen to my story [Verse 1] I pushed a nun down a flight of stairs My bad, my bad I went to the zoo and spit on the bears My bad, my bad When grandma kissed me late last night and tucked me into bed I slipped her the tongue and she froze with fright and keeled right over dead [Verse 2] I brought my box cutters on a plane My bad, my bad I flushed my sister down the drain My bad, my bad When mother wasn't feeling well and asked me for her pill I gave her some ipecac and soon she was quite ill My bad, ha-ha-ha-ha [Bridge] But Jesus forgives me Jеsus, He loves me Jеsus absolves all my sins Jesus is easy Jesus is breezy Jesus is my best friend [Verse 3] Oh, I stole a cheerleader's underwear My bad, my bad She had to pay for another pair My bad, oh hoho When daddy took me out to play we tossed the ball around I hit him with a baseball bat and now he's in the ground My bad, dad [Verse 4] Oh, I shot some crack into my veins My bad, my bad I ruined my poor scrambled brains My bad I jaywalked and I voted twice My bad, a-ha I went to school with head lice My bad I coveted my neighbor's wife My bad, ooh-hoo I cut her with a butter knife My bad, yeah I did all seven deadly sins I squeezed the nipples on the twins I defecated in the pool I broke every golden rule My bad [Outro] Oh
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