If You Wanna Be Happy

Lyrics

How've you been? Alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you An ugly woman works hard to please Works on her back and she works on her knees An ugly woman is the one to wed She work on her car and she work on her bed If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Aye-aye, Jim I saw your wife the other day Yeah? Yes, and she's ugly! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook If you like fish! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (Yo, I wanna be happy!) Never make a pretty woman your wife (I've never really been happy!) So from my personal point of view (I never will be happy!) Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (It's not fair! It's not fair!) Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you