The Swan

Lyrics

[FANNY, spoken] What are you gonna do, shoot the swans? These lovelies? [FANNY] Can't you see when you look on me What a lovely creature is a swan—yoo hoo I'm all over fluffy white I wouldn't peck at you or bite And have teeny twinkle toes to dance upon [FANNY, spoken] Oh, was that good? [FANNY] So you just gotta have a swan Or you're out of luck 'Cause a chicken wouldn't do It would only cluck And besides you couldn't say "I saw Chicken Lake ballet" They would think you don't know nothin' You are missing here a button 'Cause a chicken's only good for consommé Whereupon, whereupon Whereupon, whereupon A chicken or a duck is a mistake When you do Swan Lake