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I'm like you, I abuse myself to amuse myself It's alright, it's totally normal, we've got a lot in common Here's a little personal I wrote: These are things that I enjoy - I like licorice induced asphyxiation I like real life skittle rain, pounding against my soft naked flesh And bellyflops off of chocolate docks, into the rocky road abyss below Oh, it's so good... Sure I get a little carried away sometimes Who doesn't? But I'm doing well for myself, I'm happy with my life I really think we'd get along You should give me a call sometime I like you, I do, you've got a foot that could fit in my shoe Come, break my bones, I get so bored of just drilling these cavities alone But you won't call my phone There is nothing wrong, I can get along with anyone