Myspace (Monologue)

Lyrics

[Interlude] Are any of you on MySpace? *Audience applauding* I must admit that I am on MySpace right now *Audience applauding* I'm so addicted to MySpace That I have this implant It's this chip It starts at this computer terminal In the backroom of this club And it runs through this snake That comes all the way up onto the stage, the stagebox Through my directbox Inthrough that quarter inch cable Into this guitar And cleverly hidden so that you can't see it There is another cable that goes directly into my rectum That I may be online right now *Audience applauding* Oh-wa-oh-woa-woah I'm adding a friend *Audience laughing* I-I'm totally addicted to MySpace For thosе of you who have been on MySpace You might have seen my blog about "God Thinks" A vеry, very, very passionate fourteen year old Decided to explain to me what the lyrics to my song "God Thinks" means It was really um, insightful *Audience laughing* But as I always say, you know, people do misinterpret that song sometime They think it's anti-God or anti-religion, and it's neither I'm pro-God and I'm pro-religion It would be mayhem out there without some kind of, you know Spiritual guidence But I'm just anti-hypocrisy *Audience applauding*