Me And My Black Metal Friends

Lyrics

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold There's not much to do except kill each other And play guitars in the snow Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up, is what they wear They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair They're pretty evil, and they do not like God I don't care if they burn down churches But they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue I befriended them Bye bye, Mom, it's now me and my black metal friends I befriended them Bye bye, Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor Black metal is not like, it's not exactly like Living Colour I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices But I kinda fear them being near me because they're not nice I befriended them Bye bye, Mom, it's now me and my black metal friends I befriended them Bye bye, Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends (This is Armageddon) Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen