Goalie

Lyrics

[Spoken] Okay, here's what we're doing here, um... We're going to integrate two very important things, um, and those are intelligence... and sports! In hockey you must score a goal Which one cannot do if between me and the net there's no hole Most goalies are quick, react the drop of a hat But I don't need to be quick when I got so much fat What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie You can try the wrist shot, slapshot, there's no getting through I told you ten times, you cannot fake out blubber dude I won't get tired, 'cause I'll just lie on my side So the other teams won't copy, I'll be signed at the deadline Turn on channel 29 on the telly I've eliminated the kick save and only block with my belly Me and Georges Vézina, I'll be a new sensation The NHL can't not let me play 'cause that's discrimination What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie (You can't spend it in England) Hey man, do you know what's up? The Flyers could've used me in the Stanley Cup And I don't care if it ruins the sport of the game 'Cause we're winning Yeah, we're winning What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds? You play goalie And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced (What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds?) We were liars in love (You play goalie) And we danced like a wave of the ocean, romanced (What do you do with your fifteen hundred pounds?) And we danced, and we danced, and we danced (You play goalie) You play goalie You play goalie You play goalie You! (You play goalie, you play goalie)