My Favorite Record

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Since I brought it home from the store It's been played a million times or more Ooh, that's my favorite record (How much you pay for that thing?) Nothing else can cure my ills It gets me hot, it gives me chills Oh, that's my favorite record (That's what I'm talkin' about!) Sometimes when I'm feelin' down I get up and turn on the sound I just like to watch it spin around Sometimes it rocks, sometimes it swings (Man this disc got everything!) Oh, that's my favorite record My favorite record's got My favorite record's got Ba ba ba dum Ooh baby, sit on my face You're the love, oh My favorite record's got Slide (A-Side of B-flat, always black My favorite aphrodisiac) Slide on its back (That's gotta be my favorite record) That's my favorite record (That every time that I get weak Just so I could score a needle) I paid so I could score (To stick in my favorite record) I dig my favorite record (When I spin my favorite plaque All my troubles seem to sky Itches and scratches and scratches when the needle catches Somewhere in the room) When I spin around and round (But every night when I come home I crank up my gramophone) Ah, every night when I come home (And listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite- listen to my favorite-) (Spoken) Oh! Dammit!