Lyrics

[Verse 1: Asylum Street Spankers] Speed is a drag it's a big big drag Set your mind on fire make your organs sag Coke is a joke rather take a toke Than be broken and a choking with your brain cells smoking Tripping on acid makes you flaccid DMT too rich for me Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffing on some Nitrous Oxide [Chorus: Asylum Street Spankers] Well I've tried them all and I might sound queer But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer [Verse 2: Asylum Street Spankers] I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Nyquil Ecstasy's okay with me On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck Nervous wreck, can I call collect? Nicotine is so obscene And caffeine only makes me mean Huffing spray paint ain't so quaint It gives you headaches and makes you faint Hash is a gas like a blast from the past But trying to hunt it down is a pain in the ass [Chorus: Asylum Street Spankers] Well I tried them all and I might sound queer But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer [Verse 1: Asylum Street Spankers] Speed is a drag it's a big big drag Set your mind on fire make your organs sag Coke is a joke rather take a toke Than be broken and a choking with your brain cells smoking Tripping on acid makes you flaccid DMT too rich for me Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and screw Madonna With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffing on some Nitrous Oxide [Chorus: Asylum Street Spankers] Well I've tried them all and I (might sound queer) But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer) Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer [Verse 2: Asylum Street Spankers] I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Nyquil Ecstasy's okay with me On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck Nervous wreck, can I call collect? Nicotine is so obscene And caffeine only makes me mean Huffing spray paint ain't so quaint It gives you headaches and makes you faint Hash is a gas like a blast from the past But trying to hunt it down is a pain in the ass [Chorus: Asylum Street Spankers] Well I tried them all and I (might sound queer) But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer) Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer [Reprise: Asylum Street Spankers] Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer