Feet on the Ground

Lyrics

I'm an American, proud and strong But wouldn't you agree that something's really wrong? Hey And I go to Washington to see what I can do But they say, "Thanks, man, nothing's really new" And I pay taxes to see what's going on Got relatives in Texas, but that can't hear a sound I think Miller stinks My socks are in the sink (Hmm) And I go shopping, it's real, real fun But the things I buy on TV, they never, ever come Hey And I got a girlfriend who's really, really neat She picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feet I work my taxes to see what's going down And I wear black suits when I hit the town This is how we think This is why I drink I'm an American, not a clown I watch TV to get my feet on the ground Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh