“Now anything can happen!”

Lyrics

[DOUG, spoken] Woah! Monk and Helvetica just destroyed Gutenberg's printing press Think about that for a second [BUD, spoken] History does not always happen the way we think [DOUG, spoken] No, history is not like they always say in the so-called "history books" Also this might not have happened [BUD, spoken] But it could have! [DOUG, spoken] Yes, see, we realized that once Gutenberg invented the printing press There was no more story [BUD, spoken] So we destroyed it [DOUG, spoken] Now anything can happen! [BUD, spoken] And what's about to happen is the big act one finale Now, as many of you already know Every hit Broadway musical must end its first act with a soaring anthem That tween girls will eventually struggle to sing in the shower [DOUG, spoken] That's why we're about to send you rockin' to the restroom!