“Gutenberg needed to have a lot of fun.”

Lyrics

[DOUG, spoken] Now, when we started writing the opening of act two We knew that we needed Gutenberg to have a lot of fun We also saw Helvetica in that song And I'm pretty sure that Gutenberg said that he loved her And then she just ran away I wonder where she went? Scene two, the church on the hill Monk has been taking confession from that awful flower girl And they are having way too much fun! [BUD (as MONK) and DOUG (as FLOWER GIRL) are laughing together.] [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Okay, okay, okay, alr— okay! [DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken] Sorry [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Okay, we are done here, Flowеr Girl You are completely without sin [DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken] Thank you [BUD, as MONK, spoken] No, no, no, thank you, Flowеr Girl, for these beautiful flowers [DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken] Alright, have a great weekend [BUD, as MONK, spoken & DOUG, as FLOWER GIRL, spoken] Okay, you too (I'll see you soon, I'm sure) Okay, bye [BUD, spoken] Flower Girl exits Helvetica enters [DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken] Oh, oh, Monk, I've gotta speak to you Gutenberg's printing press We gotta fix it! [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Poor, poor Helvetica I'm afraid the Bible says there are no second chances [DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken] It does? [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Yes Towards the end [BUD, spoken] Young Monk enters [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] Oh! Oh! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Monk! Mr. Gutenberg is here to see you [DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken] He's here to rescue me! [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Foolish wench! You have led my nemesis directly into my clutches! Young Monk, take Helvetica and lock her in the tower [DOUG, as HELVETICA, spoken] What? [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] Why? [BUD, as MONK, spoken] 'Cause— [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] Ah! [BUD, as MONK, spoken] —I said so! [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] You're such a bad monk! [BUD, as MONK, spoken] You have no idea [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] I have some idea! [BUD, spoken] Young Monk and Helvetica exit Gutenberg enters [DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken] Hey! Nice church [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Well, well, well, you must be Gutenberg [DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken] Correct-a-mundo But you can call me Johann Johann Gutenberg [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Tell me Mr. Johann Buh-uhagh What brings you to my church on the hill? [DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken] Well, uh, this big Bible See, last night I invented the printing press [BUD, as MONK, spoken] Oh really? [DOUG, as GUTENBERG, spoken] Yeah, now I wanna print the Bible with it I'm gonna call it "The Gutenberg Bible" [BUD, as MONK, spoken] He must not know the printing press has been destroyed Perhaps I can turn him to the Monk side