Smokin’

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Smokin’

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He says you need to cut down smoking, so I'm like okay, but did you have to stick your hand up my ass to find this out, number one I'm smoking 15 years, my lungs don't bother me. Smoking doesn't bother me. I'm telling ya I job five miles a day. And smoke. I smoke when I'm banging a chick. Sometimes they get a little pissed, the ashtray slips off their ass every now and then, so you give them a little sizzle, and then it's honey. Move that fucking thing honey. You want me to call again. But wherever you go, people, I'm out with thе pig a few weeks ago. She goes, you know you rеally shouldn't smoke, it's a dirty habit. So is wiping my ass but nobody is banning that. You go into a movie theatre the minute you sit down, big sign, no smoking. That's when I get up. And there is always that one couple a few seats away. Oh, look at him, he's smoking, oh yeah, and I"m jerking off too, wanna come a little closer, I'll butter your fucking popcorn, all over the country stop cigetrrets, everywhere. Up in San Francisco the fag capital of California they pass a bill you can't even smoke in the street, they put in jail. It offends people. But it's okay if you want to butt slam your buddy. Yeah, slap them in the face with your dick a few times that's not offensive. You can smoke a baloney foney but fucking a car body, what's wrong with people?

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  • Andrew Dice Clay