Doctors and Nurses

Lyrics
You don't let shit like this happen. I try to stay cool. You know what I mean, I don't know man, maybe it's me. I just don't get it. I'm having a hard time with people lately, I'm even seeing one of these psychopaths. I went in, I said, doc I'm having a hard time making friends you cocksucker. Can you give me some advice? So he sends me for a physical, right, let me tell you something, doctors know nothing about the body, it's unbelievable. Number one I come walking in, the nurse comes over, gives me a cup of urine, you take cream and sugar with that honey? Maybe a donut on the side? So now she sends me into the doctor, he's checking me out. I think everything's alright. Just as I"m getting dressed the guy jammed a finger up my ass. This man goes to school for 35 years to learn about the body, you don't jam your finger up someone's ass. Aim and. Tickle it. Get me excited about the project. Then he starts juggling my keelsons like he's looking for ripe tomatoes, so I'm going doc back off this ain't no fuckign social call. So you know what this fucking nitwit tell me?
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Credits
- Writers
- Andrew Dice Clay