No Guilt

Lyrics
You see that's why I stick to the one night stand, does anyone here have a one night stand beside everyone in the room? Here's my impression of a one night stand, ugh! Get out. It hurts when a woman does that to me, I'm a guy like that. There are just no morals. Like I picked up this chick the other week.Get her back to my place, five minutes she screams, fuck me silly. Put on a clown suit, I mean what would you do. I felt retarded. I mеt a chick last night, she said give me 12 inchеs and hurt me. I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. Oh, women get pissed off about the one night stand, you'll hear them say, why is it that a guy can go out a duck a hundred chicks but if a girl does it she's a whore, right. There's a reason for it, guys have no guilt, oh women try, they come out of the house with the fuck-me pumps, nylon stockings makeup. They come out of the house oh yeah, someone is going to treat me like the pig that I am. Buy the minute it's all over they get guilty about it you know, it's like these chicks you meant in a bar, by 9 pm you're doing shit to them that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Come morning, they're like, well you know, I only needed… well you go the bonus plan, and then they're like, call me. Yeah, I'll call you, whore trash bumkin, get the fuck out of there. I'm starting to feel like I used to, I'm going to confirm honey, my wife is going to be home any minute now, don't call here anymore. Don't think I'm putting women down, I dig 'em. What? (Audience) I can't. You know how I am. It's like this chick is sucking my dick, and she's like don't come on my face I go, honey, I don't want to fuck up your hair, we're in a nice restaurant.
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Credits
- Writers
- Andrew Dice Clay