Joey

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But women aren't all head and shoulder, and they probably don't know much about the penis. You know honey, I knew it was hot and sunny before I even got out of bed today. Ask me hon, ask me why. WHy. because my balls were hanging low. ELts' say they're really tight, we're talking rainstorm. Half mask, cloudy with a chance of a shower, that's right honey the penis thinks for itself, it has its own brain, why do you think the head is bigger than the rest. I could prove it has a mind of its own. You ever get up in the morning, and it's already awakе? He's dressed, hе's ready to go. He's int he kitchen making fucking flapjack, you're in bed going, c'mon joey, five more minutes. The penis is going to take me shopping. I need a new hat. But you remember when we first came out with hard-on. Third first grade, you lean over like the hunchback of Notre Dame, the teacher calls you up to the board and you're like haha I don't think so honey. You're the teacher, you figure it out, I got some kind of ligament over here, I don't know what's going on. This thing is like alien drilling into the desk next to me. Call a cop. Maybe I'll throw a donut around. But you grow up you learn to accept the hardon, execute the pee hard on that's god joke. You get up late to work, you gotta take squirt and joey admiring the canderle. You gotta stand there like a mono and talk him down. C'mon joey I dig you we gotta dot i's and cross t's later, work with me. Yeah, the morning is hard on, I'll put that up against the ginzo knife. Little slice little dice, it'll pump your car up if you got a flat tire. See what I'm saying cow?