You Can’t Shut Up

Lyrics

You have dumb boots—you can't shut up You love M*A*S*H—you can't shut up You don't wear pants—you can't shut up You can't shut up You have a beard—you can't shut up It looks real dumb—you can't shut up You lost your thumb—you can't shut up You can't shut up You're embarrassing—you can't shut up You can't keep time—you can't shut up You're a fucking hank—you can't shut up You can't shut up Stop saying "hyper"—you can't shut up Stop saying "blast"—you can't shut up You're a pain in the ass—you can't shut up You can't shut up [x4]